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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8451 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 105 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle and gives out free diamonds to new players. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Plus, we have a special minigame called “one of these is not like the other” where you have to spot the odd block out of a group of identical blocks. Trust us, it’s way more challenging than it sounds. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity).
