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Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

10. Facebook, 11. Perfect, 12. Enjoy life, 13. /pol/, 14. Tranny jannies, 15. Rope, 16. Bitch, 17. Pussy, 18. Fun, 19. Strangers, 2. John, 20. Best shot, 3. Hate, 4. Fat, 5. Retarded, 6. No-lifes, 7. Stupid ass pictures, 8. Insecurities, 9. Jerking off, Faggots, hey, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	750	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchantments Applied:	288

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

What is the IP for NoahJ456 Minecraft Server?

call of duty, Gaming, Minecraft, noah, noahj, noahj456, Server, zombies

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Divine Spears Created:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

NoahJ456 is a popular gaming content creator and streamer known for his entertaining commentary and gameplay. With a strong presence on platforms like YouTube and Twitch, NoahJ456 has built a loyal fanbase with his diverse range of gaming content, including Call of Duty, Fortnite, and more. He is also known for his charity work and collaborations with other creators in the gaming community.

Pixel Party Minecraft Server

can, long tail, members, Minecraft, Party, party members, PIXEL, Server, solicit, tags, you

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a total loner? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, party members can solicit you! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out or uninvited ever again. Imagine getting bombarded with invites to join epic parties and adventures every time you log on. It’s like being the popular kid in high school, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Joining their ranks will earn you street cred like you wouldn’t believe. Rumor has it they once pranked an entire village by replacing all the pigs with creepers. Classic Blocky Bandits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world of endless fun, excitement, and ridiculousness. Who knows, you might even become the next party member to solicit others!

/Mine/ – Minecraft SMP Mayhem

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, Wiki

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Animals Bred:	91

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like the Nether, but with more drama and less lava. Join us for a chance to team up with Chasca, the feather-fletched peacekeeper, and Ororon, whose hues are so elusive they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Claw Convoy,” is so intense it’ll make you question if you’re still in the Overworld. And don’t even get us started on our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara. It’s like the Avengers, but with more crafting tables.

And if you need a break from all the chaos, just check-in daily for some sweet rewards. Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that’ll make you richer than a diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Desk Bangs Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, bangs, Bangs Desk, Conflict, Crisis, desk, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENEMY, Geopolitics, hostility, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4893	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Emeralds Found:	4363	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit reason to join – UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY! That’s right, we’re on a mission to take down those pesky Ukrainians in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us in our quest for domination and show those Ukrainians who’s boss!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and claim their souls for your own.

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life unicorn as a prize? Yeah, you heard that right. A freakin’ unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY!

Error404 Minecraft SMP Expert

coding errors, computer errors, computer problems, error fixing, error messages, error resolution, error Troubleshooting, error404, errors, Expert, IT help, Minecraft, online help, online solutions, problem solving, programming issues, smp, software bugs, software errors, software glitches, software support, tech support, technical issues, Troubleshooting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring, error-free Minecraft servers? Do you crave the thrill of troubleshooting and problem-solving just to play a blocky game? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on Minewind where we guarantee you’ll encounter more errors than a Windows 95 computer trying to run Crysis.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to experience the frustration of constant technical issues, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with fellow players over shared moments of rage and confusion. Who needs smooth gameplay when you can have a community united by their struggles with buggy plugins and server crashes?

So come on down to Minewind, where every error message is a chance for laughter and camaraderie. Join us today and embrace the chaos!

⚡BlockBless⚡ Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, banner, BlockBless, Community, Competitions, CONTENT, Events, Exploration, family, Friendly, gameplay, minecraft server, Prizes, Shop, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, Updates, valuable

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Votes:	7911	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	119	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, VGL Cytube, Wereviera, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our upcoming events such as the True Detective Episodes 1-3 viewing party on Nov 30th, where you can solve mysteries while building your own epic creations. Or how about the Divegrass Débute Against /nikg/ on Dec 1st, where you can show off your soccer skills in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA on Dec 1st, where you can battle werewolves and vampires in an epic showdown. And don’t miss our Christmas Theme Mixer on Dec 14th, where you can spread holiday cheer while building snowmen and gingerbread houses.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Tragic Woman in Minecraft SMP

assault, Battery, deep, desire, Femininity, field, freedom, gender, Intimacy, lives, Men, Minecraft, misconstrued, night, seduce, Sleep, smp, Talk, Tragedy, tragic, travel, walk, WOMAN

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crops Grown:	4695
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being confined by your femininity and societal expectations? Do you dream of mingling with road crews, sailors, and soldiers without fear of assault and battery? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and escape the limitations of your gender, as you embark on wild adventures and build friendships with players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a girl yearning to be one of the boys or a guy looking for deep conversations, this server is the place for you.

Sleep in open fields, travel west, and walk freely at night in our virtual world where anything is possible. Don’t let your gender hold you back from experiencing all that Minecraft has to offer. Join now and let your true self shine in our crazy, gender-bending SMP!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anti-establishment, anti-science, Beliefs, big words, climate change denial, conservatism, conspiracy theories, cult following, dinosaur denial, Ideology, intellectualism, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern conservatives, oil replenishable belief, PALS, PIXEL, pseudoscience, Resources, science denial, Self-publishing, Server, true intellectual, vaccine denial

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ores Mined:	2404	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Votes:	6183	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t believe in climate change, vaccines, or dinosaurs! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we believe that oil is magically replenishable and that anyone who uses big words and claims to be anti-establishment will become a cult leader of “true intellectuals” without actually doing anything intellectual.

Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, nonsensical debates, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs facts and evidence when you have a group of like-minded individuals who are just as delusional as you are? So come on, hop on board the crazy train and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!