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Oceaneers

Adventure, alliances, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, danger, empire-building, Exploration, Factions, high seas, Legacy, Ocean, Pirates, PvP, Roleplay, sailing, sea battles, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Thrills

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	146347	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Set sail with Oceaneers, a thrilling SMP-PVP server where the seas are full of danger and adventure! Build your empire, form alliances, and conquer the oceans. Whether you’re crafting on land or battling on the high seas, every choice shapes your legacy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities, where teamwork and strategy reign supreme. Explore, fight, and thrive—become the ultimate Oceaneer today!

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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.

Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Animals Bred:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

PreggoPalsGoneWild

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, judgment, LGBTQ, Maturity, misunderstanding, personal choices, perspective, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, reaction, reconciliation, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Void Gems Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!

Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!

RegretfulKid Minecraft SMP

“Youth, actions, Choices, consequences, do-over, growing up, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, regret, RegretfulKid, Reminiscing, smp, wish I could go back, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of regretting your past decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any consequences! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and prank your way to victory!

Forget about regrets, because on our server, every mistake is just a hilarious story waiting to happen. Join us now and create memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

KarmaCraft: Instant Justice

balance, cause and effect, comeuppance, consequences, cosmic justice, divine justice, Fairness, INSTANT, instant karma, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, moral lesson, payback, poetic justice, reaping what you sow, Retribution, Revenge, Vindication, what goes around comes around

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a Minecraft server, only to have their entire house turn into a giant pile of TNT and blow up in their face? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable karma and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds only to have them turn into worthless dirt in their inventory. Don’t miss out on the chaos and come join us today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server – Threatening Europe!

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileCraft, Missiles, nuclear deal, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, sanctions impact, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threatening, Threats

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	4327	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a crazy political drama? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be part of the epic battle between Iran and Europe over missiles going to Russia. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? come build ur base, make alliances, and maybe even start a war. it’s all fun and games until someone launches a missile in ur direction. so come on, join us and see if u can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Binge Craft: Friends Theme Song

90s, Binge, binge watching, binge-watched, classic, comedy, comfort, Craft, Entertainment, Fans, Friends, friends forever, grounding, iconic, Message, Nostalgia, Popular, series, Sitcom, song, television, Theme, theme song, tv show

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE FRIENDS BUT WITH CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS! WE GOT A CENTRAL PERK CAFE WHERE YOU CAN SIP ON POTIONS AND CHAT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT BUDDIES.

YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN APARTMENT JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW, BUT WATCH OUT FOR PHOEBE’S SINGING CREEPERS AND ROSS’ ANGRY REDSTONE MACHINES.

WE EVEN HAVE A GUNTHER NPC WHO SELLS COFFEE AND SASSY COMMENTS.

SO IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT MATES AND LIVE OUT YOUR FRIENDS FANTASIES, JOIN US NOW!

SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU? DIAMONDS, OBVIOUSLY.

Sperm Boosting Stress Relief Server

BOOSTING, fertility research, groundbreaking study, male fertility, male reproductive system, Relief, reproductive health, Server, Sperm, sperm function, sperm motility, sperm performance, sperm quality, stress, stress and fertility, stress and male fertility, stress and reproductive health, stress and sperm, stress effects, stress impact, Stress Management, stress management techniques, stress-induced changes, stressful event

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so like, imagine u join this epic minecraft server and ur sperm just starts zoomin around like crazy cuz of all the stress from tryna survive in the game. but get this, it actually makes ur sperm better at swimming and stuff! so like, join our server and watch ur sperm become olympic swimmers in no time! it’s like a workout for ur little guys, but in minecraft form. come join the fun and see ur sperm go from slowpokes to speed demons in no time!