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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2299 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!
Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.