| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1206 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8082 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6355 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 135 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7668 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 260 |
| Votes: | 7456 | Ores Mined: | 3387 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9710 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 261 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9877 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 469 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 133 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4981 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3433 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Ores Mined: | 7225 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3008 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1392 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
