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SoloVentures Minecraft Server
breaking promise, budget travel, concrete plans, financial situation, flexible schedule, friend betrayal, hostels, Japan trip, luxury hotels, Minecraft, personal goal, Preparations, saving up, selfish friend, Server, social media, solo experience, SoloVentures, structured tours, student loans, travel plans, traveling solo
🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal goals and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a solo trip to Japan – you get to explore, build, and conquer on your own terms! 🏯💰
Join us and experience the freedom of traveling (mining) alone without anyone trying to guilt trip you into changing your plans! 🚀✨ Plus, our server is budget-friendly, just like staying in hostels while backpacking through Japan! 💸🎒
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – come to our server and build your own adventure! And remember, real friends support your decisions, even if it means they can’t join you on your journey to diamond-filled lands! 💎🤝
So if you’re tired of dealing with drama and just want to enjoy some quality Minecraft time, join our server now! Who needs luxury hotels and structured tours when you have a whole virtual world to explore? 🌍🎮 #SoloTripToJapanServer #BuildYourOwnAdventure #NoGuiltTrippingAllowed

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New Server IP
ChefSnitchCraft
Accountability, Chef, ChefSnitchCraft, Confrontation, consequences, Ethics, Evidence, Fairness, food theft, Honesty, Integrity, Management, Observation, ownership, Professionalism, Reporting, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, stealing, Whistleblower, Workplace
Are you tired of chefs stealing all the good food from the restaurant kitchen? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where chefs can’t steal your precious resources because, well, they’re virtual and not edible.
On our server, you can build your own restaurant and cook up all the frutti di mari pizza and sea bream you want without any sneaky chefs trying to take it home. Plus, you can even catch them in the act and banish them to the Nether realm for their thievery!
So come join us and let’s create a world where chefs can’t get away with their food-stealing antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time?

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New Server IP
PetObsessed Minecraft SMP
Animal Behavior, animal companions, bizarre habits, Minecraft, odd habits, peculiar pets, pet behavior, pet care, pet love, pet obsession, pet obsession anecdotes, pet obsession experiences, pet obsession stories, pet obsession tales, pet owners, pet psychology, pet quirks, pet toys, PetObsessed, quirky pets, smp, strange behavior, unusual objects
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this wild ride. First of all, our server is run by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like, how cool is that? And get this, our spawn point is a giant floating pineapple in the sky because why not, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and disco balls, and our currency is actually just stacks of emerald blocks because diamonds are so last season. Plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends upon the server to grant wishes to all the players. It’s like a magical bacon-filled dream come true.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a herd of sheep on caffeine, come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together. And hey, maybe your pet will find a new obsession with something even weirder than a floating pineapple. Who knows, the possibilities are endless in this bonkers server!

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New Server IP
TimeWarp24MC
alone in the world, frozen in time, frozen moment, introspection, isolated moment, personal time, self reflection, solitary reflection, solitude, surreal experience, time freeze, time manipulation, time pause, time standing still, time stoppage, time suspension, time travel, TimeWarp24MC, unexpected event, uninterrupted day, unique experience
Welcome to our Minecraft server where time freezes for everyone except you for 24 hours!
Join us for a day of ultimate power and chaos as you roam the land, pranking unsuspecting players and building epic structures without anyone being able to stop you.
Imagine the possibilities – you could cover the entire map in pink sheep, create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, or even turn all the water into lava just for fun.
But be warned, once the 24 hours are up, time will resume and the mayhem you’ve caused will be revealed to all. So come join us and make the most of your day as the master of time on our server!

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New Server IP
Macron’s Musk Madness
Business, Diplomacy, economic development, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, foreign investment, France, Government, government relations, innovation, international relations, leadership, Macron, Macrons, madness, Musk, Paris, Politics, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla
so, like, u gotta join dis server cuz, like, Macron is tryna impress Elon Musk n stuff, but Paris is like, nah, we outta here, so u gotta come hang with us instead, cuz we got all da cool kids and we buildin’ a giant statue of a potato in the sky, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat, amirite? Plus, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear sunglasses, it’s a total party up in here, so come join us before the aliens take over and make us all wear tinfoil hats, ya feel me?

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New Server IP
Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server
biometric data, Chronic illness, Circadian patterns, Daily activity, detect, detector, digital health, disease management, flare-ups, FlareUp, health technology, heart rate variability, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, oxygenation, personalized medicine, Predict, remote healthcare, remote monitoring, Server, Symptoms, wearable, wearable devices, wearable technology
come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you!

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New Server IP
Solarion SMP
3d view, application, armor stands, Community, Discord, Diverse, Events, hermitcraft, Interactive, java, Mature, multiplayer, player sleep, Plugins, Projects, Season, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, Voicechat, web browser, Whitelist
Season 5 Overview
Start Date 1/10/25
Player Count 45 players for launch
Community 18+
Server Location AZ, US (players from around the globe)
FAQ
Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?
Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.
Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?
Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.
Question: How can I join the server?
Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Question: Is there any moderation on language?
Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.
Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?
Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.
Discord Link
Join Solarion SMP Discord

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New Server IP
Lost Girls Realm 1.20.5
1.20.5, Anime, Best Girls, Character development, Competition, Defeat, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, Girls, injustice, LOSING, Lost, narrative arcs, perseverance, plot twists, Realm, redemption arcs, Stereotypes, Strong Women, Struggle, Tropes, Underdogs, unexpected outcomes
Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like where all the best girls go to hang out and build epic stuff, but then they always end up losing for some reason. But hey, that just makes it more exciting, right? Plus, the pigs on this server wear top hats and dance the cha-cha, like what even is reality anymore? So if you wanna experience the ultimate mix of girl power and piggy shenanigans, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, man!

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New Server IP
RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server
BROKEN, christmas, Crossly Suitcase, different, exchange, high price, in love, limited life, Minecraft, player, product, prone to breaking, Purchase, record player, RecordPlayerSwap, RETURN, reviews, Server, thoughtful gift, ungrateful, upgraded version, Wanting, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.
Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.
Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

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New Server IP
InLawDinnerDrama
Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, dinner time, Etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Hospitality, inlaw etiquette, inlaw visitors, InLawDinnerDrama, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, rude behavior, social interactions, social norms
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.
Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.
No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!
Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

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Start Date	1/10/25
Player Count	45 players for launch
Community	18+
Server Location	AZ, US (players from around the globe)

Season 5 Overview

FAQ

Discord Link