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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	431
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where players can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes? It’s the only server where you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out cupcakes instead of fireballs. Join now and become part of the wackiest and most epic adventures in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server.

TrudeauCraft: Not Trump’s 51st State

51st, Alliance, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, Justin Trudeau quotes, News, North America, Politics, speculation, State, Statement, TrudeauCraft, trump, Trump administration, Trumps, united states, US State, world leaders

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	759	Animals Bred:	36

so, like, justin trudeau, you know, the canadian dude, he’s like, yo, trump wants to make canada a US state, like for realz. so like, we gotta escape to this minecraft server, cuz like, who wants to be a US state, amirite? join us on this server and build your own canadian utopia, eh? we got poutine and maple syrup for days, and no trump trying to take over. come join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a real hoot, ay?

Crafty Weather Woes

Amplification, business resilience, climate change, corporate debt, Crafty, debt burdens, disaster preparedness, economic impact, environmental damage, extreme weather, financial losses, financial risk, Financial Stability, firms, Floods, natural disasters, risk management, storm’s, study, weather, weather events, Wildfires, woes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Potions Brewed:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	8204	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

join this epic minecraft server where the weather is so cray cray that it will make your debt go BOOM! imagine getting hit by a flood while trying to mine diamonds, or a storm blowing up your house while you’re crafting a sword. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your bank account! come join us and see how much debt you can rack up while dodging natural disasters left and right. it’s the ultimate test of your survival skills and financial responsibility. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm (literally)!

One Life RPG – Whitelisted – NA-E Hardcore Modded

#levelZ, Adventure, Biome, Claims, Curseforge, Discord, Dungeons, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Life, lunar events, Medieval, Mod Pack, Modded, NAE, permanent death, Playtime, revival shrine, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, titles, vanity slots, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

One Life RPG – a survival smp with a twist.

A modded medieval-themed survival server where death is permanent unless revived! Explore custom biomes, dungeons, and RPG progression while working together to survive.

18+ ONLY!

Features:

Features:	One life, one chance – if you die, you’re out unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival.

	Medieval-themed armor & weapons, plus end-game gear with unique effects. Keep your style with vanity slots.
	Earn medieval titles the longer you play, expand your land by buying chunks from villagers or ranking up through playtime, and level up skills with levelz to grow stronger.

No PvP – just survival & exploration – work together, respect claims, and enjoy the adventure with friends. Whitelisted – join the discord and follow the server rules to get started!

Join our discord The mod pack

FAQ

1. Is this server PvP-focused?

No, this server is focused on survival and exploration. PvP is not enabled.

2. How does the one life mechanic work?

If your character dies, they are out of the game unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival event.

3. Can I play on this server if I am under 18?

No, this server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

Whispering Woods 1.20.5

1.20.5, alone, awkward, Discreet, Embarrassing moment, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Fap, funny, hidden, m&a, Masturbation, noise, Personal, privacy, Quiet, room, Secrets, self pleasure, shame, tfw, whispering, Woods

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the most epic bases to hide your fapping noises from your mom! She won’t hear a thing when you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers. It’s like a secret fap fortress, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and keep your fapping game strong!

CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

aita, Arguing, Attention, Btch, Calling, Confidence, CraftyMommasNarcBtchPalace, EMBARRASSING, family, husband, love, Mother, Narcissistic, passing out, Proposal, REVEALING, Scene, Understanding, Vows, Wedding, white dress

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

PixelLifeUnscathed

Adversity, Authenticity, Challenges, Character, Hardship, humble beginnings, Integrity, life experiences, non-privileged, perseverance, personal growth, PixelLifeUnscathed, resilience, self-made, Simplicity, Struggle, success without privilege, undamaged life, underprivileged, VALUES, Working class

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring, uneventful lives? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme! Our players have survived creeper explosions, fallen into lava pits, and even been chased by a pack of angry wolves. If you’re looking for a sign of a truly undamaged life, look no further than the battle scars earned on our server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

CraftyPhysicsFun

ACADEMIC, Advancements, Analysis, China, collaboration, Competition, CraftyPhysicsFun, data, distant rival, Global, innovation, Leading, Nature Index, physics research, publications, rankings, research, Science, Technology, trends, US

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Votes:	269	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we do science stuff like china but better than US cuz they are like so far away lol. we do crazy physics experiments like making pigs fly and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. u gotta join us cuz we are the real geniuses in minecraft land. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do some physics and stuff together!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

CLOSET, Community, Discord, fictional world, Janitors, Lore, Minecraft, Nation building, player made, Roleplay, Server, smp, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Janitor’s Closet
Type	Roleplay-Worldbuilding
Focus	Fictional world creation, culture and nation building
Rules	Join Discord, fill out application, follow server rules
Links	Discord, Wiki

FAQs

1. What is the Janitor’s Closet server about?

The server focuses on roleplay and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own fictional world, cultures, and nations.

2. Are there specific build themes or styles required?

There isn’t a specific build theme, but all builds should have a lore-based reason. Huge scale and megabuilds are not allowed.

3. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server and fill out an application after reading the rules to join the community.

4. Are there restrictions on culture and religions?

Culture and religions are player-made, allowing players to develop their own unique aspects. Players can join existing cultures as well.

Envy Lick’d Ashore 1.20.2

1.20.2, adventurous partners, ASHORE, ass licking, bedroom activities, cheek clapping, dirty talk, envy, explicit content, exploring boundaries, intimate details, intimate moments, Jealousy, jealousy in relationships, kinky fantasies, lickd, naughty behavior, open communication, relationship boundaries, sexual acts, sexual jealousy, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, taboo pleasures

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8600
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s like licking ass and clapping cheeks at the same time!

Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s what this server is like.

You’ll be mining diamonds one minute and riding a llama into battle the next. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, all united in their love for building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate mindfuck of a Minecraft server. You won’t regret it…probably.

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