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ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Votes:	7534	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mines Excavated:	2975	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Mines Excavated:	2919
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	320	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	8369	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

#word art, artistic expression, artistic writing, beautiful writing, Calligraphy, CraftyWordArt, creative writing, decorative lettering, elegant script, expressive writing, hand lettering, handwriting, lettering art, lettering design, lettering techniques, penmanship, script writing, typography, visual writing, writing styles, written art

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?