Vitalas Minecraft Servers

Vitalas Minecraft Servers

  • Chudcel Showdown Minecraft Server

    Chudcel Showdown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 4346
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mines Excavated: 4869
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Magic Items Found: 7424
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find two racist chudcels staring at each other in a never-ending battle of wits and insults! Join us for the ultimate showdown of ignorance and bigotry as these two characters duke it out in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else! So come join us and witness the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a dictionary to decipher their insults)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILvsImaginaryFoes

    MILvsImaginaryFoes
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1923
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law’s interference in your life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and custody battles – Minecraft style!

    Experience the thrill of not being on the pick-up list for your stepkids, just like how you’re not on the list of favorite family members in real life! Feel the excitement of not being able to pick them up from school because you’re not approved by the ex-wife – it’s like a high-security prison, but for Minecraft characters!

    Join now and witness the epic showdown between you, your husband, and your mother-in-law as they battle it out over who gets to pick up the kids in-game. Will you be accused of being too pushy? Will your MIL fight for your virtual rights? Find out on our server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a custody battle in court, join us now! Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OopsNoMistake Minecraft Server

    OopsNoMistake Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2124
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6138
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Mines Excavated: 2847
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about making any mistakes as a young adult because we’ve got you covered with our virtual reality time machine! That’s right, you can go back in time and redo all those cringy moments from your youth. Accidentally called your teacher “mom”? No problem, just hop in the time machine and fix that embarrassing blunder!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples! Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow the diamond unicorn around and collect its magical droppings?

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch a creeper in the face, then you might regret it a little bit).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3332
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 129 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and even participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

    And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like being chased by a pack of zombies or about to be executed (in-game, of course), just remember our server motto: “If you’re gonna go out, go out with a bang!” So come join us and let your final words be, “I regret nothing… except not joining this server sooner!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

    UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 6277
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOTTA BE LIKE TAIWAN LEARNING FROM UKRAINE TO PREPARE FOR CHINESE ATTACK, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE BUILD BLOCKS AND FIGHT CREEPERS! 😂🤣

    WE GOT EPIC MINI-GAMES LIKE “CREEPER DODGE” WHERE U DODGE EXPLODING CREEPERS WHILE COLLECTING DIAMONDS, AND “BLOCK WARS” WHERE U BATTLE OTHER PLAYERS TO SEE WHO CAN BUILD THE COOLEST STRUCTURE!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! 🤫

    SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S HAVE SOME MINECRAFT MADNESS TOGETHER! 🎮🤪🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderBattleCraft

    BorderBattleCraft
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2332
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! WE GOT UKRAINE PLAYERS WHO CAN LITERALLY TELEPORT INSIDE RUSSIA AND ATTACK ANYWHERE THEY WANT! LIKE, HOW CRAZY IS THAT?? JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND WATCH UKRAINE WRECK SOME HAVOC INSIDE RUSSIA! TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS INSANITY! #WORLDWAR3ONMINECRAFT #CRAZYSERVERFUN #JOINNOWLOLZ

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PhoneticCraft: Where We Speak Minecraft!

    PhoneticCraft: Where We Speak Minecraft!
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5973
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 59 Emeralds Found: 1336
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

    once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

    but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

    so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeaseCraft: Hungry for Blocks

    TeaseCraft: Hungry for Blocks
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5130
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6387 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever want to join a minecraft server where u can escape all ur problems and just build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy builds, like a giant banana house and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. but wait, there’s more!

    if u join this server, u will become 10 times better at minecraft. ur building skills will improve, ur redstone contraptions will be epic, and u will find diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. not only that, but u will also become a master at pvp. u will be taking down creepers and zombies like a pro in no time.

    but that’s not all. on this server, u will also make tons of new friends. u will be part of a community that is always there for u, whether u need help with a build or just want someone to chat with. and who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate on this server.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TownThrive: Where villagers thrive on drama and wheat shortages. No griefers allowed!

    TownThrive: Where villagers thrive on drama and wheat shortages. No griefers allowed!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6021
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TownThrive
    Type Geopolitical SMP
    Focus Prospering towns, trading, and war
    Unique Features No Nether and End dimensions, immersive gameplay
    Server Style Vanilla with hands-off administration

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, the server has rules in place to prevent bad experiences for players.

    2. Can I use commands like /tp or /home?

    No, the server has a hands-off administration approach and does not allow commands like /tp or /home.

    3. How do I travel to locations on the map without the Nether or End dimensions?

    Players have to take a plane or a boat to travel to different locations on the map, making the gameplay more immersive.

    4. How active is the community on the server?

    The server has an extremely active community with no end in sight, providing a vibrant and engaging experience for players.

    5. Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

    You can join the server’s Discord server at https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

    WaifuCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1231
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Votes: 2706
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 842
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Farms Harvested: 930

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to call your own? Look no further, because on our server, you can claim your very own conservative waifu! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, the real goal here is to find your perfect pixelated partner. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding ceremony complete with virtual cake and pixelated confetti! So why wait? Join our server now and start your quest for love (or at least a good laugh)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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