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Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Star Shards Collected:	59
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Baltic Sea, base, Beautiful landscapes, Central Europe, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Dobry, DZIEŃ, eastern europe, european union, Historical landmarks, History, Krakow, medieval architecture, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polka, Schengen Zone, slavic, tourism, traditional cuisine, travel, villagers, Vistula River, Warsaw

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Farms Harvested:	346	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!

Baltic Sea, Central Europe, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Dance, eastern europe, endermen, European country, european union, Gdansk, hats, History, Krakow, pierogi, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polish cuisine, Polish language, polka, Pope John Paul II, Schengen Area, Slavic culture, solidarity movement, travel destination, Vistula River, Warsaw, wear

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	266	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, pondering the mysteries of Poland? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is shaped like a pierogi and creepers wear traditional Polish folk costumes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Minecart Racing League, where players compete in death-defying races through underground tunnels filled with lava and TNT traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and pierogies!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Polish Unicorn, rumored to roam the server’s enchanted forests and grant wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, it’s said to have a taste for pickles and vodka.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Polish-themed Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Dziękuję!

Mineass server Minecraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

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ClubCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party!

alcohol, atmosphere, ClubCraft, CREEPERS, Dance, dancing, Diversity, Drunk, Electronic Music, endermen, Entertainment, Experience, Fun, Inclusivity, judgment, misconceptions, nightclub, nightlife, Party, partying, popular music, Rap Music, social norms, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	160	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any drunk people playing trashy rap music (unless that’s your thing, then we can make an exception). Instead, picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own kingdom, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your friends.

Our server is like a scene out of John Wick, but instead of cool electronic music, we have parrots singing Justin Bieber songs (they’re surprisingly good at it). And forget about boring old retards, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come join us for a wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftyComrades: ‘/rus/’ Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	926067	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to the most purr-fect Minecraft server out there – Кoт! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean, tale!

First of all, our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you heard that right – CATS! They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create a meow-nificent world for you to explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Nyan Cat, who will guide you on your adventures with its rainbow trail. Follow the Nyan Cat and you’ll discover hidden treasures and secret realms that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own pet ocelot to accompany them on their journey. These fierce felines will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path.

So what are you waiting for? Join Кoт today and experience the most fur-tastic Minecraft server in existence! Trust us, you’ll be feline fine in no time.

Steppe It Up, Minecraft!

Adventure, cultural immersion, Exploration, Grasslands, living in steppes, Minecraft, Nature, nomadic lifestyle, off the grid, open spaces, peaceful living, remote living, self-sufficiency, Simplicity, solitude, steppe, steppes, sustainable living, Tranquility, unique experiences, vast landscapes, wildlife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7452
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience living in the steppes! Why settle for a basic forest or desert biome when you can roam the endless grasslands of the steppes?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wild horses and racing against speedy rabbits as you build your dream home in the vast open plains. But be warned, the steppes are also home to elusive unicorns and mischievous leprechauns, so watch your back!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the steppes lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life in the steppes!

Blocky Banter Brigade – Join the Pixel Party!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, banter, blocky, Brigade, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Join, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, Party, PCG, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	1623	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a cast of hilarious characters straight out of a wacky anime! Join Lia, the master builder with a love for explosions, or maybe Utatane Nasa, the sleepy ninja who can sneak past any mob without waking them up. And don’t forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the skeleton who loves to dance his way through battles!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day! Plus, our server is constantly evolving with new updates and events, so you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Just be careful not to get caught in a dance-off with Jelly Hoshiumi – rumor has it, no one has ever beaten her moves!

Respect My Holos: A Minecraft Server of Epicness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	555

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because this server is where the real party is at!

Join us on our server where the holographic chickens rule the land and demand respect from all players. These Holos are no ordinary chickens – they can build entire castles with their beaks and lay diamond eggs that make you invincible in battle.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Holo Pig, who can fly through the skies on a magic carpet made of bacon. Join forces with the Holo Pig and conquer the skies in epic aerial battles against other players.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Holo Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to secret treasure troves filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show these Holos the respect they deserve – or face their wrath in the most hilarious way possible!

Island Clash VS Hypixel

building destruction, clan battles, custom buildings, custom server, Economy, enemy raids, Epic battles, fortress defense, island creation, island domination, island warfare, loot stealing, Mini Games, multiplayer battles, online strategy game, PvE, PvP, PVP Events, Resource Management, Roleplay, siege warfare, strategic warfare, unique gameplay, virtual conquest, virtual warfare

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	220
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	751827

Hypixel
Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be laggy due to high number of players
Wide variety of games and activities	Can feel overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and new content	Some games may be overcrowded

Island Clash
Pros	Cons
Completely custom gamemode	Smaller player base
Unique gameplay inspired by popular strategy games	Lack of variety compared to larger servers
Opportunity for strategic gameplay and building	PvP events may not be as competitive

Hypixel FAQ

Q: How many players does Hypixel have?: A: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.
Q: What games can I play on Hypixel?: A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of games including Bed Wars, SkyBlock, and Murder Mystery.
Q: Is Hypixel frequently updated?: A: Yes, Hypixel regularly releases updates and new content to keep the player experience fresh.

Island Clash FAQ

Q: What is the gameplay like on Island Clash?: A: Island Clash features a unique custom gamemode inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, where players can join or create islands and engage in strategic battles.
Q: How many players are typically online on Island Clash?: A: Island Clash has a smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel.
Q: Are there PvP events on Island Clash?: A: Yes, Island Clash features PvP events where players can compete against each other in epic battles.

GreedyCraft: Where Money Talks and Blocks Walk

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft server where we promise to make your numbers go up at all costs! Our company is so greedy that we even have a program called even_more_greedy.exe that we run as administrators to ensure maximum profits. But beware, sometimes things go wrong and the numbers start going down instead! Don’t worry though, we quickly shut it down and revert back to normal. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server run by the most greedy company out there. And who knows, maybe you’ll witness the launch of our even_more_greedy_V1.4.exe program!

The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Divine Spears Created:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

Pizza vs. Vikings: A Minecraft Battle Royale

battle, Bigotry, Cultural differences, cultural superiority, discrimination, ethnicity, ethnicity debate, European, European heritage, european history, historical autism, Identity, ignorance, Italian, Minecraft, nationalism, Nordicism, pizza, prejudice, racism, Royale.., Spanish, Vikings, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	160561	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Votes:	9875
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can unleash your inner historical autist? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space, where you can battle it out with European players and show off your historical knowledge. From building ancient civilizations to reenacting famous battles, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a famous historical figure who will challenge you to trivia quizzes in exchange for rare loot. Can you outsmart them and claim your reward?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the historical autism begin!