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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8982 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have character rebalances, Primarch Trials & Raid Pro Skip, an overskill mechanic for HP/Bounty (because why not), and even an animated PV that will blow your mind (or at least mildly entertain you). And let’s not forget about the upcoming Hot Summer Fete! Eating Bonanza event, where you can stuff your virtual face with virtual food until you burst (virtually).
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the pixelated universe. Just go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your epic adventure today. And remember, if you have any questions, read the FAQ first because we’re too busy planning outrageous events to answer them for you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!