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Chainlink – have you apologized to those in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, apologized, Apology, Blockchain, chainlink, Communication, cryptocurrency, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, learning, Minecraft, mistake, personal development, Recommendation, Redemption, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, smp, social circle, transparency, Trust

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	107
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Votes:	677	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of a player singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs. Think you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even earn the respect of your social circle for recommending such a wild and wacky server. So come on, share your redemption story and let the madness begin!

BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mines Excavated:	2979
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Void Gems Collected:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Perfectionism Procrastination Playtime

anxiety, Behavior, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, mental health, Narcissistic vulnerability, perfectionism, personality traits, Playtime, procrastination, Psychology, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, self-sabotage, social expectations, stress

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

so, like, u know how u always feel like u gotta be perfect and stuff, but then u end up just putting things off and procrastinating? well, on this server, we embrace ur imperfections and celebrate ur flaws! join us and let ur narcissistic vulnerability shine as u build the wonkiest, most chaotic creations u can imagine! procrastinate all u want, cuz here, we believe in taking ur time and enjoying the process. come be a part of our wacky community where imperfection is perfection!

✅ HorizonOfCubes start of season 4 (04.05.2024) Minecraft server

Board Games, Community, discord community, Events, high quality, HorizonOfCubes, i9 13th generation cores, leisure, minecraft server, Moderation, player interaction, Plugins, season 4, tps, Vanilla Survival, voice chat

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	9210	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

HorizonOfCubes is a free server without private, purchased admin panels and other junk. A place where everyone can spend time, resting from everyday work, realizing themselves and communicating with like-minded people.

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The server is based on vanilla survival. The main idea is simplicity, accessibility and creating a good community.

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Vanilla-complementing plugins help to immerse yourself more deeply in the friendly atmosphere. Voice chat and emotions allow you to express yourself, and the server resource pack adds color and variety! All plugins are selected to complement vanilla Minecraft, preserving its vibe.

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Saturday meetings with the project administration in the format of a conversation with players; The world of art for creative people; Events and board games held by players; All types of leisure are countless, everyone will find something to their liking!

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For a comfortable game without lags, the server is divided into separate worlds, each of which is processed separately from each other by the i9 13th generation cores. This ensures stable server operation at 20 TPS, allowing several hundred players to play simultaneously!

The server is constantly monitored by moderation, ready to help the players of the project at any time. All this creates a high quality of the game.

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❗ The project was opened in 2021 and has already established itself in the eyes of thousands of players. Join our friendly community by joining our Discord. Apply and play with us!

play.HorizonOfCubes.ru

Nasty Hoops Minecraft Server

Addictive, animation, athleticism, Basketball, binge-worthy, Characters, Competition, determination, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, hand drawn, high school, hoops, love, marker backgrounds, Minecraft, Nasty, nasty players, Netflix, Passion, Plot, Server, sports anime, teamwork

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8635	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the first sports anime you’ve ever watched – totally unexpected and totally awesome! We’ve got hand-drawn marker backgrounds that will blow your mind and mild high school elements that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown, bro. Who needs plot when you’ve got this level of insanity? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Shogun’s Success Minecraft SMP: More Attractive Builds!

Actresses, asian actresses, asian representation, Asian talent, attractive, Builds, cultural diversity, Diversity, Diversity in media, entertainment industry, female leads, film, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, movies, representation, Shogun, Shoguns, shows, smp, success, television, trending

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can mine diamonds while watching attractive Asian actresses star in our custom-made movies and shows! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are lining up to audition for a chance to be the next big star. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and join us now for a wild ride through blocky Hollywood!