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RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	155	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7921
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2745
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5453	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	3054	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	627
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Void Gems Collected:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Votes:	841
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	565	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8555	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.