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Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2159	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Alien Abductions:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Emeralds Found:	5944	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	6226
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2224
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Votes:	4571
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!