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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 562 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3315 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 797 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
OUR SERVER IS LIT, LITERALLY! WE’VE GOT LAVA EVERYWHERE, MAKING IT FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE HAJJ PILGRIMAGE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT COOLING STATIONS WITH ENDLESS POPSICLES TO KEEP YOU FROM OVERHEATING.
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR AN ADVENTURE, JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE HEAT. WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH (OR SHOULD I SAY, IN THE LAVA).
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!