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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3537 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
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