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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5045 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
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