#vintagemusic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have thicc robotic/cybernetic women models, TTS voices, and mysterious purple neon lights!

But that’s not all – have you ever seen Zentreya and Zone stream at the same time? Coincidence? I think not! Rumor has it they are actually the same person, just living double lives in the Minecraft world.

And let’s not forget about the Vshojo connection – Zone would be a perfect fit for the group, don’t you think? So come join us for some outrageous fun, crazy theories, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in our wacky Minecraft world!

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Votes:	8088	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Votes:	4466	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Farms Harvested:	177

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Animals Bred:	83	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5858	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9770	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7433
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Emeralds Found:	1143	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!