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Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Babanya Edition, channel, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, members, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Love Letters Sent:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Babanya Edition/999/ server! Join us and embark on epic adventures with Henya the Genius, the mastermind behind the VOMS Project. Explore the world with former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. But wait, there’s more! Encounter the enigmatic Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and dive into the Amano Pikamee Archive for some mind-blowing content. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Llama Lover Minecraft SMP

African Americans, African diaspora, citizenship, civil rights, Colonization, cultural heritage, deportation, descendants of slaves, discrimination, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, liberia, Llama, Lover, Minecraft, national identity, political controversy, racism, segregation, Slavery, smp, social justice, trump

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical beasts, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!

Big Rig Minecraft Server

big, Minecraft, Rig, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	225
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of tiny, cramped Minecraft servers where you can’t even swing a pickaxe without hitting someone in the face? Well, fear not, because our server is TOO BIG to rig!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a vast, sprawling world where you can roam freely without fear of bumping into your neighbor’s house. Our server is so massive that we once had a player get lost for three days trying to find their way back to spawn. Don’t worry, we eventually found them…in a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and compete in high-speed races through treacherous terrain. Just be sure to watch out for the fireballs and exploding creepers along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant squid attack.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

AHLWFEFE, Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, Drawpile, En-Nah Assistant Program, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHS, Zone, ZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF, ZZZFriends

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	126	Votes:	5681
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our latest update “Virtual Revenge”! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and sandwiches (yes, you read that right).

Embark on epic quests like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Help Kai” where you’ll uncover secrets, battle virtual foes, and maybe even find the best sandwich in the game. But beware, because in our world, sandwiches come a knockin’ and you better be ready to defend yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got redeemable codes for exclusive in-game rewards like the ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you in our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate sandwich warrior in our virtual battlefield mayhem. See you there!

KvadronCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, beautiful map, Cases, Economy, in-game currency, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vulture

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Survival, vulture, anarchy, in-game currency, cases, economy, beautiful map.

play.kvadronmc.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Adol, AI translations, Crafty, Daybreak 2, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, guides, hajimari, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Oath in Felghana, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, president, saves, Server, Toshihiro Kondo, Trails, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, undub patches, Ys Memoire, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite anime characters from Falcom Games!

We’ve got more content than a modded server on steroids – from epic soundtracks to exclusive figures of your favorite heroes. And don’t even get us started on the translations patches, because we’ve got more patches than a Nether fortress.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got Ys Memoire launching in the west, so you can experience the thrill of Felghana like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even Adol himself would be impressed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the adventure never ends and the fun never stops! Join now and let the crafting begin!

The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

10 years ago, AVIF vs JXL, banned, Board, coming here, copypasted, DELETED, Fun, IMMEDIATELY, INTERESTING, JOKE, linux vs windows, Minecraft, multiple days, old /g/, overmoderated, Pointless, ragebait, smp, sucked out, Technology, Threads

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Divine Minds Minecraft Server

biology, continue the race, Creation, Divine, Evolution, Existence, feeling good, GOD, Impulses, Instincts, intelligent humans, Life, lure, Minds.., Minecraft, Pleasure, Procreation, purpose, Reproduction, Server, sex, species, Survival, temptation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

#forum guidelines, disrespectful behavior., forum culture, forum moderation, forum posting rules, forum rules, internet behavior, Minecraft, NoSelfie, offensive language, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online forums, online forums etiquette, online posting, personal boundaries, self picture posts, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-image, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!