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Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

Accept, against, apply, banner, Bro, Cheaters, description, image, IRL, Join, Lazy, Link, Minecraft, Server, SkibidiMine, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7406	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	130
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.