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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9723 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8678 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
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