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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5576 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!