Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
Join us and say goodbye to pesky feelings like sadness, anger, or even boredom. Imagine a world where you can mine and build without a care in the world, because you’ll never have to worry about feeling anything ever again.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you rid yourself of emotions, but you can also participate in epic battles against giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even befriend a talking block of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where emotions are a thing of the past, and insanity is the new normal.
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 / JAVA |
|---|---|
| SERVER IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
Cove MC (CMC) is a semi-anarchy smp with custom world generation and new structures for all dimensions. Various custom items exist for added conflict. Our world is an infinite ocean dotted with clusters of islands of all kinds of biomes. So long as you follow our simple rules, you’re free to do as you wish here. PvP & Teams are encouraged, though keep in mind this is survival, no commands, only datapacks.
No, this server is survival mode only with no commands allowed. Only datapacks are permitted for gameplay.
Yes, there are simple rules that all players must adhere to. Please refer to the Discord server or in-game announcements for the full list of rules.
You can join the server by using the provided server IP: 135.148.137.95:25612. Make sure you have the correct version of Minecraft and are following the server rules.
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And like, if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. It’s like having your own personal fireworks show, except with more danger. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and a hot tub filled with lava. It’s like a spa day, but way more intense.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything and everything because things get pretty wild around here. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas that control the economy? Yeah, it’s a thing. So come join us and let’s have a blast together!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mirror Lake, where if you stare into the water long enough, you’ll see your reflection transformed into a majestic unicorn with rainbow-colored fur. Yes, that’s right, on our server, even your Minecraft avatar can live out its wildest fantasies.
So why settle for being just another blocky avatar in a sea of squares? Join our server and embrace your inner beauty, because on here, everyone is a diamond in the rough (literally, because diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).