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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9806 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 154 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!