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FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	210
Dragon Eggs Found:	9050	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Animals Bred:	116	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Star Shards Collected:	72	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8416	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Towns Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	201
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	345
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Items Found:	5287	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.