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Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crops Grown:	6641
Farms Harvested:	729	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchantments Applied:	115
Void Armor Forged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9627	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

Accept, against, apply, banner, Bro, Cheaters, description, image, IRL, Join, Lazy, Link, Minecraft, Server, SkibidiMine, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1488	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1766
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ores Mined:	511	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	863
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ores Mined:	5730	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Farms Harvested:	112	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8954

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	671245	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	8876
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.