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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1067 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 117 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.
And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!