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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3513 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 617 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?