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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 175 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6650 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 826 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!