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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ores Mined:	5135
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2880	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about that penis stretching grind! That’s right, we’ve got a whole community dedicated to stretching their virtual manhood to new lengths.

Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?

BoundlessCraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Mode Creative Mode PvP Economy Mini Games Skyblock Factions Roleplay Vanilla Pixelmon Modded Prison Towny Bedwars Skywars RPG Quests Hardcore Whitelisted Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to BoundlessCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits! Dive into a world where you can create, explore, and innovate without any restrictions. Whether you’re a builder crafting monumental structures, an adventurer seeking the thrill of discovery, or a redstone engineer designing complex contraptions, BoundlessCraft is your canvas.

Play.boundlesscraft.com

7LOL Middle School

7LOL, Fun, KitPvP, Lobby, middle school, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4083

Fun SMP Server that i made it has a lobby and pvp and fun alot of fun if you would join it would make my day

7lolsmp.fun:20006

LolCraftOpka Minecraft server

check in advance, creating, DirtyGame1725, donation, ds, LolCraftOpka, Minecraft, SergeY_Galilei, Server, Urgent, well-versed

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	859
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	142
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

We urgently need those who are well versed in creating a server! Write to DS: SergeY_Galilei#3758.If something happens, the donation is not issued automatically.If you bought a donation, write to the player (DirtyGame1725)We check in advance!!!

LolCraftopka.aternos.me

Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

#novice, Argument, Beginner, better, Bitch, debate, entry level, FANTASY, Fantasy Game, fantasy setting, fantasy world, Firearm, firearms, Frenzy, Gaming, learn, Mage, Magic, Minecraft, role playing, Seething, Server, Spells, weapons, wizard

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9626	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Dance, desuarchive, discussion, epic humping, forum, Fun, funkg, Funkgs, Funky, Groove, internet culture, Last week, meme, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Party, Retro, smp, Thread, thread revival, Trash, Trash thread, vintage

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Buildings Constructed:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

ClassicRPG

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival RPG Unique Experience Dream Project Progress Premium Abilities Public Staff Love New Hosting Handful Players Rank Special Abilities Not sold, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Brand new server offering a unique survival experience

Hello, my name is Lucas. I’ve been hosting servers for about 4 years and this right here is my dream project of a RPG survival server. The server is currently a work in progress and theres no pay to win or donations. The first handful of players will recieve a premium rank with special ablities that are not sold to the public. I am also looking for staff.

Much love!

classicrpg.ca

Birch

birch, Development, Economy, FIX, Hub, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join birch now! Birch has just been started, and I need to develop a hub and fix some things. Birch should be good and fixed by dec 1st.

135.148.151.27:50013

Accent All Day Minecraft Server

accent, Acting, Actors, Commitment, Consistency, daily routine, Day, Dedication, discipline, Focus, habits, Mastery, Memory, Minecraft, Performance, PHONES, Practice, Professionalism, Remembering, reminder, Server, skill, Technique

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!

The Big Leagues Are In Your Path… Minecraft SMP

aew, AMBITION, athletes, athletic journey, big, big leagues, career goals, Competition, Dedication, determination, dream job, following your passion, hard work, in your path, leagues, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Path, professional wrestling, Pursuing Greatness, reaching the top, smp, Sports Entertainment, success, wrestling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8170	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you ready to enter the big leagues of Minecraft SMPs? Well strap in, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all, oh no. We’ve also got a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin and have a pet creeper as their leader. Joining this server is like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and creativity.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.