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Players: |
110/100 |
Votes: |
2413 |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
20 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
3 |
Alien Abductions: |
1 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
5 |
Animals Bred: |
156 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
1 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: |
2 |
so, like, this
server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.
also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!