The Saintly Silliness: A Minecraft Server of Withering Laughs and Life-Stealing Shenanigans

Arena, Backpack, challenge, Competition, Difficulty, ELYTRA, Events, Journey, laughs, Lifestealing, LUCK, Minecraft, Modded, navigation, Peace, PvP, sacrifice, Saintly, Server, Shenanigans, silliness, Skills, smp, Survival, teamwork, Veinminer, withering

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	235	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

The Withering Saints Minecraft Server

Overview:

This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.

Events:

Event	Description
Oddly Bad Day	Every Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty.
Terrible Tuesday	Compete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving.
Flying Hell Fish Day	Test your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays.
A Sacrifice for Peace	Every Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day.
The Calm Before the Storm	Fridays are normal days without events.
A Somber Scent	Saturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards.
The Fruits of Your Labor	Successful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday.
Hell Day	If sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences.

Server Mods

This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server.
What are the rewards for participating in events?	Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server.
Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server?	It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay.

AzurCraft Server – /alg/ #6468

152mm CL gun, 254mm CA gun, 410mm BB gun, Admiral Nakhimov, alg, Alsace Memory, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, azur lane, AzurCraft, Baker of Heart into Sweets, Bayard, Centaur augments, CN Tierlist, Daisen, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, F8F Float Plane, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hai Tien skin, Halford, La-9 Fighter, leipzig, Lore, Napoli, Pledge of the Radiant Court rerun, PR Research Data, PR7 gear, pvp guide, Scylla ASMR, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, VIT-2 alt, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to bake your heart into sweets like Hai Tien, sail the seas with Admiral Nakhimov and Napoli, and battle it out with the outrageous gear like the La-9 Fighter and F8F Float Plane. But that’s not all, we also have ASMR sessions with Scylla and Golden Hind, and even a Pledge of the Radiant Court rerun for all you adventure seekers out there. Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose it when the game updates – and trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

backdoored, Blockchain, blockchain technology, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency mining, cryptocurrency security, cryptography, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, ETH miners, Ethereum development, Ethereum inventor, Ethereum network, Ethereum protocol, hash function, Minecraft, proof of stake, Proof of Work, Server, smart contracts, Vitalik Buterin

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Emeralds Found:	3151
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, ETH miners have no power! That’s right, they don’t even exist! Instead, we have magical unicorns mining blocks with their rainbow horns.

But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

RaidersOfCaboDelgado

ABDUCTED, Africa, Cabo Delgado, child marriage, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, extremists, Forced marriages, gender-based violence, Girls, human rights abuses, Minors, NGOs, Northern Mozambique, RaidersOfCaboDelgado, rape, sexual violence, Terrorism, violence, weapon

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be fightin’ extremists in northern Mozambique! We out here stoppin’ forced marriages and savin’ girls from gettin’ abducted and forced to marry these wack extremist groups. It’s like a real life superhero mission, but in Minecraft! So come on and join the fight, we need all the help we can get to save these poor girls and take down those baddies! Let’s do this, gamers! 🦸‍♂️🎮 #SaveTheGirls #StopTheExtremists #MinecraftHeroes

CraftySeniors24

Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	731956	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Once upon a time there was a server called Storytime SMP, where Minecraft dreams come true…or do they?

Boss Battles, called.., Character, Discord, dreams, Events, Grief Prevention, Homes, Items, Lore, Minecraft, past, Plugins, PvE, Region, Roleplay, rules, secret, Server, smp, Staff, Storyline, storytime, Support, Time, true…or, vanilla feeling, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mines Excavated:	1514	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Storytime SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/minecraft-noob-live/">Server</a>

Hello, and WELCOME to the Storytime SMP!

What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!

The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!

We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!

We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!

On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.

How to join?

Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3

http://www.storytimesmp.com

If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in.
How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server?	The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe.
What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server?	Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations.

Bpdaddy’s Crafty Server

borderline personality disorder, Bpdaddy, Bpdaddys, children, coping strategies, Crafty, DADDY, Diagnosis, emotions, family, Fatherhood, fathering with bpd, man with bpd, mental health, mental illness, parenting, relationships, self-care, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	712
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where even a man with BPD can become a daddy! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through crazy challenges and build epic structures. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated pet pig named Mr. Snuffles. So come on, join us and let your inner daddy shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Basketball, Bonding, Communication, Competition, Connection, Disappointment, encouragement, family, generation gap, GrampsCraft, grandchildren, Grandfather, grandson, love, Marty, Minecraft, missed shot, relationship, Server, sports, Support, teamwork

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server was being chased by a pack of creepers when suddenly, out of nowhere, their grandson Marty logged on and saved the day with a perfectly timed arrow shot. It was a moment of pure Minecraft magic that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!

GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

Communication, DEBT, Emotional support, emotions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, generational wealth, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, medication, MONEY, parents, personal finance, relationship, SPLIT, Support

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Villages Defended:	17

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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