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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9905 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional knitting break. Our server is filled with crazy builds, secret underground lairs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to the Nether (because why not?).
But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got your back. Want someone to scare off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he’s great at parties.
So come join us on our server and be a part of our wacky world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be an immortal grandma too, still playing Minecraft and causing chaos with the best of them.