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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7488 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 82604 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of immortal grandmas who have been playing Minecraft since it was just a bunch of pixels on a screen! That’s right, we will unironically still be playing games at 60+ years old, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional knitting break. Our server is filled with crazy builds, secret underground lairs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to the Nether (because why not?).
But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got your back. Want someone to scare off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he’s great at parties.
So come join us on our server and be a part of our wacky world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be an immortal grandma too, still playing Minecraft and causing chaos with the best of them.
