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NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Potions Brewed:	188
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchantments Applied:	56

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8873	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7879

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	859105	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	2046
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!