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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4297 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.
But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!
