Our IP’s:
Java: mc.zonix.com.brBedrock: bedrock.zonix.com.br porta: 25565PoJav: pojov.zonix.com.br
Discord: discord.gg/eDjf52UvPV
Version: 1.8 to 1.21Pirate and Original.
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken riding a pig. and then u team up with a group of llamas to defeat it. like, what even is happening, but it’s so much fun.
and then there’s this secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge u to a dance-off. like, who knew pandas could breakdance, right?
but wait, there’s more. u can also explore a haunted mansion where u have to solve riddles to escape, all while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. it’s like a horror movie, but with blocks.
so, if u want to experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft, u have to join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a party for ur brain, but with creepers.
| Features: | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Resets: | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay: | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dogYes, mods are allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages.
No, all items are allowed for gameplay.
The server can handle a large number of players, but it’s recommended to check for availability during peak times.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a gang of ruthless llamas who control the black market of enchanted golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama showdown?
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Get ready to dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Imagine living in a 1800sq ft ocean view duplex for only $1200, but then having to deal with a roommate who thinks they should live rent-free because the other unit pays the mortgage. It’s like a virtual soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of negotiating with your in-game partner about moving out into a tiny 700sq ft apartment where you each pay $1k to a third party. Who needs real life drama when you can have all this in Minecraft?
So come on in and join us on this wild ride of financial struggles, relationship drama, and virtual property management. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Embark on a journey with “Mark” and his stepmom as they navigate through the complexities of family bonds and wedding dress heirlooms. Will “Molly” ever come to appreciate the timeless elegance of the dress, or will she continue to throw shade at her stepmom for not having a college degree?
Witness the epic showdown between Lucy and Molly as they battle it out for the coveted dress. Will Lucy’s conformity to traditional femininity win her the dress, or will Molly’s last-minute change of heart lead to a showdown of epic proportions?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama, wedding dress wars, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these powerful weapons in the world of minecraft! build your own army and conquer other players’ territories with these insane weapons of mass destruction!
join now and be part of the craziest and most chaotic minecraft server ever! who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long?!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!
and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?
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