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SaturnMC

Boxpvp, discord server, International, opening soon, Romanian, SaturnMC, Skypvp, Survival, version 1.8-1.21.1

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Emeralds Found:	7385	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

A romanian but international server, has survival, skypvp, boxpvp and incoming more, version 1.8-1.21.1, join discord server at:https://discord.gg/7JGnVPsV for more info [Opening Soon]

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ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Runes Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	1767
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Potions Brewed:	76	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5108
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Animals Bred:	49
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	310921
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse