New Minecraft Servers 2025

#verNo biscum Minecraft Servers

#verNo biscum Minecraft Servers

  • GayCraft Minecraft Server

    GayCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 9498
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server

    Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 6108
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Falling into the Void: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.

    Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).

    And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP

    Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8876
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blonde Thieves turned Bounty Hunters, laughter, and a heart of gold – it’s the Blushing Bird Edition!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.

    But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Embrace IQ Minecraft Server

    Embrace IQ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5578
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Dragons Tamed: 2

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    Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Do you long for a place where you can truly embrace your low IQ without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!

    So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Piggy Minecraft SMP Body

    Piggy Minecraft SMP Body
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6956
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Animals Bred: 80 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 4325
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 268
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Future Minecraft SMP

    Future Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 1103
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Chimeras Created: 2 Potions Brewed: 83
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

    Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 1483
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Loki-sama celebrating 30K subscribers by drinking beer and reading marshmallows? Look no further than our server! We’ve got original songs like “Playing Favourites” and “AposTASTY” that will make you question reality. Plus, we have covers of “Identity” that will blow your mind!

    Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.

    With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 7654
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6671 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Magic Items Found: 3405 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Potions Brewed: 154
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2439
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mines Excavated: 1489

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    Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!

    157.90.3.16:40000

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Life or Death Minecraft Server

    Life or Death Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8173
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Ores Mined: 9338
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of being attacked by creepers, skeletons, and zombies every time you step outside in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We promise that every random encounter will be a peaceful interaction with adorable bunnies and friendly villagers. Say goodbye to constantly fighting for your life and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be battling is your uncontrollable laughter at the antics of our quirky NPCs. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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