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FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

AITAH, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family living arrangements, Family Support, fiancé’s family, FiancésGoneWild, house guests, kicking out, Minecraft, overstepping boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, relationship strain, Server, setting boundaries, special needs, therapy session, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

Admiration, appealing, Captivating, charming, Compliment, complimentary, CompliMentor, Creative, delightful, encouraging, Engaging, flattering, flattery, INTERESTING, Intriguing, original, positive feedback, praise, smp, thoughtful, Unique, Uplifting

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

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Age:
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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3016
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	174
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Animals Bred:	57
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension Hops:	11

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FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

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GFsHalfMarathonDrama

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CompliMentor SMP

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EarGasmTunes

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CraftyCrashF16Fun

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MetaSurvivalCraft

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Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

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CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

FAQ

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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

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SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	923
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mines Excavated:	4283	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	397646	Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4391
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10