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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7327 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 31 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
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