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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7522 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2480 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?