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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 143 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!