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NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Towns Built:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

#sustainability, action, ambitious action, chemical regulations, circular economy, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental policy, global plastic treaty, marine pollution, plastic chemicals, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution prevention, recycling, science-based recommendations, Sustainable development, Time, toxic chemicals, waste management

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

blissful, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, exuberant, Grateful, Happiness, Happy, HappyHero, Hero, joy, jubilant, Minecraft, Optimistic, overjoyed., pleased, Positive, Server, thankful, Thrilled, upbeat

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	2162	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Star Shards Collected:	56	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1370
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

Adventures, BIZARRE, DreamCraft, dreams, Ethereal, FANTASY, hallucination, imagination, Inexplicable, Metaphysical, Mind, Mysterious, odd, OTHERWORLDLY, peculiar, Perception, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, vision, Wacky, weird

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5715	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mines Excavated:	4962	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Have you ever dreamed of riding a flying pig while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride through dreamland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and tame dragons as your loyal pets. Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest dreams in blocky pixel form? Join us now and let the dream adventures begin!

Strawberry Lemonade: Where Minecraft meets fruity chaos and dramatic storytelling!

adventurous spirits, bard, better combat, Bosses, Chaos, Civilian, Community, conquering vampire lord, Cosmetics, Create, deadly enemies, dragon-slaying wizard, dramatic, Dungeons, Fruity, ice and fire, lemonade, magical wonder, meets, Minecraft, Modded, moon beast, righteous vampire hunter, rp, storytelling, Strawberry, Vampires, Vampirism, weapons, werewolf

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord Link	https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
Server IP	66.59.211.247:25565 or strawlemon.minecraft.best

If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

Hot Vampires
Dungeons Galore
Bosses to bully
Cosmetics so you can look cool af
Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
The ability to become a bard
Werewolves

We have a fun thriving community and just started a spawn for everyone to shop at! Come join and chat!

This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. You can RP as whatever you’d like: a dragon-slaying wizard, a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a civilian who bakes bread, a werewolf, etc.

We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, Occultism, Mowzie’s Mobs and 150+ more mods.

This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. Feel free to join and chat!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, and more.
Can I RP as any character?	Yes, you can RP as any character you desire, from a wizard to a werewolf.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy fun and adventure.