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SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3260
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Votes:	9758	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crops Grown:	1542	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Love Letters Sent:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

aroma, certain, close, close vents, Cooking, cooking ingredient, Day, Depressed, depressed day, fill, House, Ingredient, MomCraft, Mother, room, Server, smell, smell aroma, towel, towel under door, vents, whole

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4478
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	3153
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	152	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	4166
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

bad parenting, parenting advice, parenting controversies, parenting deception, parenting ethics, parenting hacks, parenting manipulation, parenting scandals, parenting shortcuts, parenting strategies, parenting tactics, parenting techniques, parenting tips, parenting tricks, ParentingProHacks, questionable behavior, questionable parenting, questionable tactics, unethical behavior, unethical parenting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	588
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!