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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7186 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.