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KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Endless Night Skies:	4

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1264
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3992
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Votes:	6856
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	10
Ores Mined:	6792	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Emeralds Found:	465

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.