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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Votes:	9935
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

Crafty Girls Frontline 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Dragon Eggs Found:	9958	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us on our Darkwinter release edition where you can embark on a quest to conquer the Glass Island and defeat the evil forces of Ulrid and Suomi.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	187	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

🎃CHERRYMINE🎃 Minecraft server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Downgraded Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	119
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of always being the hero in every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with protagonists who constantly get cucked out of the main spot by hilarious side characters. Imagine trying to defeat the Ender Dragon only to have a chicken swoop in and steal the glory!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns as you try to navigate through a world where the spotlight is always stolen from you. Who needs to be the hero when you can be the laughing stock of the server?

What the Minecraft SMP fuck happened?

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	929	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

”Waifu World Minecraft Server”

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Do you want to spice up your gameplay with some waifus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride where you can find your very own virtual waifu to accompany you on all your adventures. From creeper waifus to enderman waifus, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start your quest for the ultimate waifu companion in Minecraft!