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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7218 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!