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Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	381
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Votes:	6406
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6565
Mines Excavated:	3265	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Votes:	6245
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Votes:	652	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4257	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	126	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8723	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	148
Star Shards Collected:	168	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Farms Harvested:	200
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2076
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ores Mined:	1624	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Potions Brewed:	134
Emeralds Found:	9507	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?