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JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	2679	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	233582	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Potions Brewed:	178
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crops Grown:	7363	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Emeralds Found:	3661	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	6737
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Animals Bred:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	1272

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.